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• Photoset: Monte Carlo cigar ($16!!) and a Tom Collins drink? And a roasted pig from the buffet dinner…. http://t.co/K1L9pFP #
• At least I tied my boss for # of broken kitchen ware for today. The good thing for me is none of the stuff broken was mine! P.S. Sorry Boss! #
• Photo: Eating on the beach from the Burger Bar. February 1, 2012 http://t.co/0hMr1c4 #
• Oivey. Got my scanner working (that's been sitting collecting dust forever) & scanning far too many photos. I don't miss how loud these are! #
• http://t.co/DUrjp5k: Wrong for dating on a social networking website. http://t.co/f2RhHZq #

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• Photo: Itty bitty champagne glasses on the flight towards our honeymoon in the Dominican Republic. January… http://t.co/QPWHCN5 #
• Photo: Mexican Al-la Carte Restaurant at Bahia Principe San Juan Dominican Republic. Strawberry Daiquiri and… http://t.co/QCpVzGz #
• Sucks I can't be with the #dallas #suscon guys & gals this year. Stupid lack-o-work! Y'all be good & don't go doing anything I wouldn't do!! #
• Going grocery shopping on a Saturday inbetween long weekend-days at noon when there's huge "one day only" sales is a nightmare. NIGHTMARE!!! #

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• BAH HUMBUG My credit card got compromised & I found $100 in London UK taxicab charges on my bill. Now I need to memorize a new CC number! #
• (Eh, why not, it’s just me being a twit!) Want free Groupons for a year? I do! http://t.co/FWsmQcv via @OneSpout #
• Amazing how Chinese I become when no one’s watching. (i.e. parents are out of the country) Eating fried rice & drinking hot water right now! #
• Guess what I found on TV at 8am this morning! “Maybe tomorrow I’ll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.” OMG HA! #

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• Don't get why men always compare genitals… without seeing anyone elses… and expect women who do see them to give accurate descriptions!! #
• "It'll be the best sex you've ever had!" REALLY MEANS "I'm so insecure that I only sleep with women who will lie to me about how great I am" #

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• http://t.co/DUrjp5k: Honeymoon Day 8 http://t.co/kyhTOxS #
• Who's got two thumbs and 25 more bottles of wine? ME! Yay! And I should have another 25ish bottles in about 4 to 6 weeks. Can't wait! #
• Yay for my family-friendly readers, it's Pi day!! For my more adult readers, it's Steak and BlueberryJam day! Squee! And happy days to all!! #
• I had to car-jockey three different cars all by myself to get to my summer tires… then again to store my winter tires! #firstworldproblems #
• I'm all lonely and miss my cuddleyboo & his expert skills in opening wine bottles. Cuz you know, that's what I hired him for. Bottle Opener! #
• Found bottle opener!! Someone's getting drunk tonight! That someone is ME! I wish my cuddley-boo was with me. I misses him somethin' fierce! #
• Cuddleyboo so cute. All sleepy from last night's adventures of booze booze & more booze. 24 hrs later, still sleeping off hangover. <3+ him! #

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