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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-30

lilfunky1 — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

That was sad & depressing. My 240ml tube of sun screen only filled 1.5x100ml bottles. My Chinese brain hurts… something's not quite right! #
@PadreSpeaks How are the ears this morning after what seems to be an aurally orgasmic concert last night according to the twitter posts? in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@simonsouth Personally I think the "minimum one month" of free service should be during the summer months! in reply to simonsouth #
@PadreSpeaks I feel all pouty that I didn't get included in the list of people you're offering ponys & nikkor 1.2 50mm lenses to…*sadface* in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks *pout* but but but… you said I was a good girl last time! And what I found disturbing was I even asked for it last time too! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks So we need to find time where those extenuating circumstances are removed & try again to see if I really am a good little girl? in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks *whimper* but but but! That'll get owwie!… and quickly!!! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks Now that you've got the idea in my head I can't get it out! I'll have to set up something after I get back from the honeymoon!! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks time for a McGangBang? in reply to PadreSpeaks #
Heading out for a suspension specific BBP class. Squee! Also, going to pick up an XL triple-triple from Timmies for the first time. OMG! #
@PadreSpeaks I'm going to miss reading your tweets next week! Can you hold off on saying anything interesting til I get back? in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks But I promise to be a good little girl for you when I get back! Pretty please?? in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks I will Sir Promise to go easy on me if I happen to get sun burnt on the areas you like to use for target practice? in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks But I'll be all whimpery and pouty the whole time! Hrm. I think that's me normally. Dagnabit. See you next month in reply to PadreSpeaks #
Time to pack, I'm leaving on a jet plane! I hope it's a jet plane. None of them flapping-wing planes! Yay Dominican Republic! Yay honeymoon! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-23

lilfunky1 — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

@GBarlowOfficial Where do you go on vacation? May I suggest Toronto Canada? #
@GBarlowOfficial Do you prefer old pen+paper or electronic devices for writing? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-16

lilfunky1 — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

@PadreSpeaks G'mor…afternoon! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
Photoset: Street-meat outside of Canadian Tire. December 21, 2011 http://t.co/Nna4qVb6 #
Photo: Chinese restaurant for an afternoon snack during happy hour. January 3, 2012 http://t.co/iJwlDme4 #
Photo: Not a food photo, but still funny. Fell asleep while I piled things on his head. January 4, 2012 http://t.co/2rT6eHQV #
Photo: Late Christmas Dinner at my parents place (after they left for the week). January 5, 2012 http://t.co/IIy9K3Ee #
@PadreSpeaks That was funny to read because I'm watching StarTrek TNG right now. Kinda creepy actually! Did you get your photo done up yet?? in reply to PadreSpeaks #
Photo: Bottling wine. Well, technically washing the bottles. January 10, 2012 http://t.co/Jo44Zpgu #
@PadreSpeaks Yay pictures! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
Photoset: My McGangBang (some assembly required) that he stole a bite from. Or 3. January 10, 2012 http://t.co/XutvUrwL #
@PadreSpeaks That it is. I gave up on that in high school due to the boredom. Sounds like you need a sub to go over your debits and credits! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks I'm still bruised from last week in reply to PadreSpeaks #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-09

lilfunky1 — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

http://t.co/cyaK6Q7c: Decluttering… last ditch attempt http://t.co/rLVO3N8L #
@simonsouth WTF they're still at it? in reply to simonsouth #
@jamnutty Why are you still at work!? PS get me a job there so we can suffer together! in reply to jamnutty #
@polaroidmenu I need some kind of activity that's for sure! I stopped being a goodlife member 11 months ago though! in reply to polaroidmenu #
Played Oregon Trail for the first time. Not only did I *NOT* get to "You Have Died of Dysentery" but I made it to #6 on the website's top 10 #
@PadreSpeaks Crap. I'll have to remember to check twitter next time before answering your text messages! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks I can be cuddley! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
Hubby says he finally feels married. He sits in front of TV all day while I run around cooking, baking, doing laundry & keeping appointments #
Correction: Cooking, baking, grocery shopping, dishes, laundry, garbage, recycling. Should I continue? Some1 go tell him I need a housewife! #
@PadreSpeaks Carrot sticks! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@lizamazing You live down the street now! Yay! in reply to lizamazing #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-02

lilfunky1 — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

@PadreSpeaks *yawn* g'morning! happy boxing day! in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks You gonna go out and get me anything? *cheeky grin* in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks *blushes* I try in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@mollylittletits Today's the one day where I will think parents have the right to put their children on a leash! Have fun at the Duff! in reply to mollylittletits #
@PadreSpeaks -j, +k in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks At least you're going with a Nikon Can I give you a shopping list of stuff to buy so I can borrow it off you later? in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks *kneels, head down* *whimper* in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks Yay e-mail sending! I hope you were sober when you sent it and only drinking now that it's already been done! Drunk e-mails bad in reply to PadreSpeaks #
@PadreSpeaks In that case, can I put the first round on your tab? *cheeky grin* in reply to PadreSpeaks #
Happy New Year! I'm far too old for this crap. At least I walked out of the bar tonight under my own power and only tossed my cookies once!! #
Happy Post NYE Hangovers! I escaped relatively unscathed this year. Maybe corset-like devices every year from now on. 4 bear max capacity!! #