spoiled chinese girl

How are you doing today, i am on here looking at profiles, i must tell i found your profile really interesting that i cant resist so i decided to contact you ,I am here in search of my soul mate and life partner i want someone That we Can be there for each other in bad time and good time, I hope to find someone much expressing as you do in your profile,i like everything i read in your profile sounds interesting and much like kind of woman i dream of i wish to know you more better i await your response you can write on my email address ganzzy23@*****.*** take care i do care.

I think the strangest part about this is more just the random capital letters that show up in the middle of nowhere.

Let’s do a week of Myspace funnies… starting… now!

I guess… this would be what I’m looking for in someone who is up front and forward. Too bad I don’t really understand a bloody thing the dude is asking. I really don’t know what he’s looking for.  Srsly.  Maybe this was a really bad babelfish translation that included words that just didn’t translate into English?

Welcome to your affairs I Jalloul from Algeria and lived in Algeria I am 33 years old absolute search for foreign women in order to identify for the grandfather and did not for marriage I am a very honest with say some foreign women say that the Arabs seek it for residence papers can be Hedda is true, but Hedda does not mean that a man will be a traitor or not I want Ghaddar the Basis of my life away from the country where I live because my parents live in our difficult requirements (such as home and permanent work and the car …….) and I want to Hedda Hedda Jilt the country over the Ada said yes, my life will Ttakdin of my acquaintance with your knowledge on the ways through msn I want to be happy and have a family in the Diaspora are interrelated and a good wife, I’m not that good English Language by Almtherjm type robot, but with time you will learn language Zielsprache I’m good at French and Arabic only and say that in the goodness of life between men and women build trust and openness, and God is about the sincerity of my intention Hedda djeloul_21@****.**
Bouguenna Djeloul

While I have to giggle and point and snort and laugh at the absurdity that is the next post… the hopeless romantic in me feels all warm and fuzzy and actually hopes this guy finds his special someone.  Unless of course this is all a sham to get someone to give him all their money. In which case I hope he suffers a horrible existence for trying to rob people.

But still. It is kind of sweet, and I’m missing a little bit of that these days.

Even though I know how very far apart we are, it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star. And when the night winds start to sing a lonesome lullaby, it helps to think we’re sleeping underneath the same big sky. Somewhere out there, You can be anywhere where when your life begins. You meet the right person and anything is possible … Somewhere out there, I want to be somebody’s everything; I want to be somebody’s boyfriend. I will like to make friend if you don’t mind.

Kazeem.A.
Ayodele Kazeem A.

Yeah… not even sure how to take this one. I mean, this isn’t NCIS where Gibbs is trusting his gut on something. This guy is trusting himself because of my myspace profile?  Maybe I should copy and paste my myspace profile to my blog so you 5 readers can see what it actually looks like…

“Steak old beliefs about where I come from”… hrm. It’s lunch time. I’m thinking something completely different now.

Hey there, i saw your profile here; seem fascinated by it, but something also tells me the person behind this profile lacks real happiness, i don’t know why i am inclined to believe this but, i sure know my instinct is right on this one. for this reason have i put myself out to secure your happiness. oh you find this hard to believe? well i don’t expect you to fall for this right away but, i sure expect you to give it a trial. you’ve got nothing to loose anyway. well, you might want to go through my profile. i must warn you not to steak to old beliefs about where i come from, this absolutely has nothing to do with my personality. you might just be fooled living with that belief. i leave you to your own decision. For the records my name is Phesty, i am a mortgage banker and not a writer. lollzz. Looking forward to reading from you.

Phesty
Phesty Kenneth

Ummm… no thanks, if I wanted to take care of someone’s kids I’m sure I would have gone into early childhood education as a degree and not graphic communications management?  I’m curious to know if this is even a real offer or not. And why on earth someone would use myspace to look for a nanny/au pair.

Hello
I am Dr. frank, 40 Years Old from United Kingdom I am CEO of Multimedia Consultant in United Kingdom and I don’t usually stay home unless during weekends.

My contact address is 11 **** **** Tce, Acton Lane London London, W4 5LY. I will like you to know that I have just two kids which names are Richard and Kate and there ages are 4 years and 7 years old.I want an Au pairnanny for them because they are the only one left at home after their Mother died.

Your duties will be taking the kids to school and bringing them back home, play with them, go to museums, playground, watching movies, prepare/serving their snacks and foods. You will have your Private Room which will have Bathroom, Toilet, Television, Air-Conditional. You will have access to the Internet and a Telephone at home to get in touch with your friends and loved ones. You will be having Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays as your off days, so to enable you have enough time for yourself. As for your salary, I will be paying you 4900 Pounds every 4 weeks and a pocket fee of 600 Pounds weekly which I suppose should be Okay by you and as regard to my family picture, my scanner is currently ****. I will try to go to the cyber cafe so I can get it scanned then email them to you Okay…
I hope to read from you soon.
Here is my Email ID
frank
frankmatte@***********.***
Babra Matte