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HiI am Kelvin by name, I was born and grow up in New york city but I am presently locate in London,I am single without kids and am looking for a partner..I am planning to become a football player manager and marketing of football players into foreign country….are you Married with Kids and also do you have any special man ? ….what exactly are you looking for? …a lover or what? I want a woman that will fill my heart with joy and happiness, if you are interested get back to me …I will like to know more about your personality Hope to hear from you soon Kelvin.

Other than the football (soccer) coach and NYC thing.. really. My very first reaction was “OMG He’s not black.” Because… well you’ve all noticed the same thing as me right? That so far every other person in this contest is? So yeah. Weird.

Although, the photo looks a lot like the actor who plays Tyrone Dobbs from Coronation Street… so I’m not sure this is a real photo! Maybe it is.  All white guys look alike to me anyways.

Hi my dear, I am Michael from Nigeria but i am living in malaysia..Your pictures and your profile caught my instincts as I was going through all the profiles here. You’re so sweet and beautiful, and so I decided to write and say hi and also to let you know that I’m interested in you, I will like you to check out my profile to see if you are going to like it, if yes! then write and tell me all that I need to know about you in my personal email ID **********@yahoo.com , I will be expecting to hear from you there real soon, Have a nice day. Michael ijezie Ckukwubunna.

I know it’s not always fair to judge, but these things are awesome to read sometimes so I just have to share. How do you catch someone’s instincts? Isn’t instinct something you’re born with or not? Like… it’s your gut feeling n’est pas? So I caught his gut? Does he want it back? I don’t need extra gut. I have lots of my own that I’m trying to get rid of!

How are you doing today and i hope you are having a wonderful day….I really wanna know more about your real self cos i believe inside of me that both of us can really make alot of difference,if you open up about your real self to me and me open up my real self as well…I do love your lovely look on the pic,i really want to know were you from,age,location and what you are really doing for a living,if you don’t mind telling me,if you are still single…the song of life has a lovely rhythm,sometime we for get the lyrics but as long as someone who cares provide melodious tunes,life’s music plays on lol…am looking forward to hear from you soonest…….. Best Regard,.. Anderson ..

My favourite is the caption going down the side of this guy’s photo. “Anderson 4 Real”
Is there someone out there who’s a fake Anderson?
Is Anderson REALLY real?
So many questions!

Hi you caught my eye!how was ur day? I like your page and i will love to know much more about you,I’m David ! 100%single,never married.,honest,clean in thought word.I am still new to this and given up on love because Ive been hurt deep before.but my heart keeped me moving forward.but I have a strong feelings that it works.I went through your profile and love what you put down there and decided to contact you for true friendship.Right now i am seeking for a serious-minded lady who is ready for a serious relationship that will lead to a lasting comittment.I am very much open to possiblities, neither age nor distance is a barrier to me.I do believe we have alot in common,i would love the opportunity to get to know you better and meet up someday. If you are interested Email me: **********@yahoo.com I would love to establish a relationship with you and see where it goes,Just email me back go ahead take that leap of faith P.s No drama I love Commuinicate alot so be serious..hope to hear from you. sincerely David

I like the “100% Single”. Can one be 90% single? That would be like an open relationship? 50% Single would be in a committed monogamous relationship? 25% single would be where you’re married but “experimenting outside the home”??

Hi, how are u doing ? u look charming and i would like to meeting up with u online for more understanding if you don’t mind .Am John , went through your profile and i really appreciate your sense of humor just hope i can know a little more about u , just wanna be good friend OK..Thanks

How does one meet up online with another person? I’m curious to know what this dude meant. There isn’t a whole lot here to go on, quite surprising, at least I’m not being flooded with messages of god. But still. Are we supposed to set up an online date and virtually go shopping and to the movies together by downloading the same movie then watching it respectively with our webcams on? I don’t get it. I also don’t get how he spelled his name with two capitals per word.