I… don’t know what to say to that.
Maybe I shouldn’t make fun… but I will.
My work has me on the live-chat system to answer customer questions quickly and to help with technical issues to the best of my ability. This seemingly is a paid service because we’re having trouble setting up the chat client on other computers due to lack of licenses. So for the past 8 or so months I’ve been happily chatting away with my customers, and sometimes my coworkers and bosses who pretend they’re customers to see my reactions to things. (It’s all in good fun so whatever)
Then yesterday I get the below chat… and all I can think of is OMGWTFBBQ!!
Really?? Some random dude was able to find my chat icon to start hitting on me? The screen I had with him was vastly different from everyone else, so I am quite convinced he didn’t go through my company website, I have no clue how that could have been accomplished.
Granted, it was hilarious for the end of the day… because seriously, this guy just would not give up. Unfortunately because his screen was different, I had no way of banning him from chatting the way I do with our normal customers. (I can end the chat, then ban them from chatting again for a specified number of minutes… which I would have with this guy, had the option been available to me!)
Still though, desperate guys are always REALLY FUN to make fun of.
16:11 Private chat mode enabled by e****** a**** h******. Chat history will not be saved on the server.
16:11 e****** a**** h******:hi sexy
16:11 Angela:HI
16:11 e****** a**** h******:how u doin 2 day
u are so cute.
is this ur pic?
16:11 Angela:no
16:12 e****** a**** h******:where is urs?
16:12 Angela:i don’t need one
16:12 e****** a**** h******:why u don need 1?
16:12 Angela:this is for work. there’s no reason to have one
16:13 e****** a**** h******:okies
wat is ur work babe?
16:13 Angela:i work in a company
16:14 e****** a**** h******:wat do u work exactli in this company?
16:14 Angela:i talk to customers through our chatting system.
16:14 e****** a**** h******:but u can make som friends rite
16:15 Angela:i don’t need to make friends through customers at my work.
16:15 e****** a**** h******:and u wanna me ask u som abt thin chattin system
16:16 Angela:what?
16:16 e****** a**** h******:actuly i wanna make friends
where eactly i can find them?
i mean is there any chat room
so i can go to it?
16:17 Angela:i don’t know. i only use this program for my work purposes.
16:17 e****** a**** h******:oh isnt ur work to help customers?
16:18 Angela:you’re not a customer
if you were a customer you would have known what i do at this company.
16:18 e****** a**** h******:who am i ?
a reguler chattin person?
16:20 e****** a**** h******:helllllllllllllllllllllo
16:21 Angela:i don’t know who you are. you started talking first.
16:21 e****** a**** h******:hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
where are u from?
and where this company locatied
16:21 Angela:if you don’t already know that i’m not going to tell you
if you don’t already know THAT, there’s no reason for us to continue having this conversation.
16:22 e****** a**** h******:why u sayin that
okies am just a chater
i need to be cheer up
i hope am in the rite place
am i rite sweeti…….
16:23 Angela:this is a place of business.
16:23 e****** a**** h******:its privite chat.
16:23 Angela:this is a place of business.
16:23 e****** a**** h******:how do i kow?
16:25 Angela:because i’ve told you three times.
this is for business purposes only.
16:25 e****** a**** h******:let us go ur way
wat kind of business is this/
16:26 Angela:if you don’t already know, i don’t need to talk to you.
16:26 e****** a**** h******:i mean give me som i deas.
16:26 Angela:this is for customers who know my company and know what my company does.
if you don’t know that, you don’t need to be here.
16:26 e****** a**** h******:sex
16:26 Angela:no sex.
16:26 e****** a**** h******:okies
couples match?
16:27 Angela:no. go away.
16:27 e****** a**** h******:hhhhhhhhhhhh
am not a fly to say me go away
mis angela
16:28 e****** a**** h******:is it a call service company?
16:30 Angela:i have to go back to work now. bye bye.
16:30 e****** a**** h******:where have u been then
16:31 e****** a**** h******:wat work
still there alot to talk abt it
16:34 e****** a**** h******:hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo
