Pregnant male ferrets??
Saturday, October 25th, 2008Alright here’s what I remember.
I had been having problems with this ferret that would sleep in the same bed as me. Problem being I had a tendancy to roll over on it and squish him. Now he didn’t get hurt by this, but obviously would be angry, and once I rolled back off him, he’d start attacking and biting at me.
I finally decided he was a bother to have, and thought about how to remove him from the building I was living in. A lot of people I knew objected to this because they all really liked him, but he only attacked me so no one really understood. I tried capturing him and putting him into an upside down laundry basket but some kid cut the plastic side of the laundry basket to free the animal (rather than just opening the lid??)
Finally I got the animal into one of those plastic bins meant for spiders (with a plastic lid with holes) and was carrying it around in that. At some point I noticed that it had five babies and suddenly instead of the tan/brown colour, all of them (baby + newly found mother) were white, but still ferret looking.
Some little girl asked me to adopt the ferret but I told her (and her parents) she’d have to take all six of them and they disapeared.
Finally I left the entire box of ferrets in a large oil-drum like garbage can.

