Archive for March, 2008

My news for today

Friday, March 28th, 2008
  1. I broke a chair today at work, and thusly feel fat.
  2. I got a 50 cent raise, that came with a lecture about my shortcomings.
  3. I just finished watching Mean Girls, and realized the only thing from high school I remember is sex, drugs, and rock & roll, and how I partook in none of those activities.

This Saturday I'm going to melt.

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

This Saturday the Shiatsu School of Canada is hosting a bunch of workshops & having their students do a bunch of treatments. And I've signed myself up for the following:

-Self Shiatsu Workshop
-Mini Shiatsu Treatment
-Pulse & Tongue Treatment
-Fire & Needle Acupuncture Demo

I'm all sorts of excited, and at the same time thinking I'm crazy for wanting to be up, awake, and somewhere else by 9am on a Saturday!

There's a new school in town…

Friday, March 21st, 2008

There's a facebook… thing (at first it was just for bands since you become a “Fan” of them…) called “Toronto Tattoo School” that boasts their students 2 month education is equal to an apprenticeship, and offers tattoos (up to 3 hours per session) for $35.00 per session. And I giggled. Then I considered it. Then I just felt pity and despair for the world at large. I think the saddest part about it all, is they have a crap-tastic logo with absolutely no graphic design sense, and the fact that they can't seem to afford to have their own website and use hotmail and yahoo to handle their e-mail.

I wonder if they'd be insulted if I booked an appointment and showed up with a grapefruit I want tattooed?

It may be simple, but I'm proud of my work.

Friday, March 21st, 2008

I got bored while burning some back-up DVD's and decided to try my hand at creating a banner for Mckyd's Pig Roast event. Mainly because in my professional blogging opinion, banners should be small little images that are easy to read, and with one click get you to your destination, not great big honking ones that take up half your screen. Because hey, we don't all own 21″ Widescreen LCD monitors… yet!

Thus, I present to the IAM world:


**FORUM:5ZT7SOCD5B63BLWG3**

3 part mini-series

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Yesterday – Yucky Work. Squish Puppies. No Parking. Sex Toys. Fish & Chips.
Today – Music Reviews. Yoga(?). Newmarket.
Tomorrow – Movies. Movies. Movies.