spoiled chinese girl

Hahaha. This morning driving into work the station I had flipped to said for about half an hour “Next we will have a guy who had breast implants done… in his leg” And I'm thinking “Hey! Lane did that! I wonder if they mean him!” Then later thought “Oh god! It's 7:30 in the morning here! It must be like 5am over there!

Ya. I had to suffer through horrible top 40 music for half an hour to listen to a 4 minute phone conversation where nothing really was said. Bah!

My mom went on an outlet mall shopping spree yesterday. Which includes the obligatory trip to the casino. And she brought back a set of plates & bowls that she says she's saving for when I eventually buy a house & move out.

Is my mom hinting at something?

I would like to embark on a new project. Turning all of my old BME BBQ shirts (that I mainly don't wear because I was an idiot who kept buying shirts 2 & 3 sizes too big for myself) into pillow cases for smallish pillows. I choose pillow cases so I can wash them if they get dirty, and change them when I get bored of looking at the same 6-24 pillows.

A. Where should I go about finding pillows that will fit neatly inside a t-shirt? (I would like pillows smaller than the standard pillows for a person's bed)

B. Any suggestions on where to get a super-cheap sewing machine?

C. Should I work on a t-shirt quilt rather than 100 pillow cases?

I'm sick and bloody f***ing tired of everyone who decides that now is a great time to throw themselves a pity party for this that or the other reason. I'm almost curious to wonder who notices that when you do nothing but shout “Oh Woe is Me!” from the f***ing rooftops how little people care.

Yes life does not always work the same as you plan it. Yes life is difficult and that sucks. Yes working for “the man” sucks. Yes there is very little time to do what you want and that sucks. Yes having responsibilities sucks. Yes having bills sucks. Yes being your own person sucks.

If people would just realize that the world doesn't f***ing revolve around them, that they are not the only people on the planet who are suffering from such a sucky existence, maybe we would all get along.

But until then… f***ing grow up.

And if you think this is about you, don't b**** at me about it, because it really isn't.

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