spoiled chinese girl

I highly doubt I will have computer/internet access over the weekend. I've been hired to squish co-parent puppies from Friday night to Sunday night.

Saturday I have an afternoon date to go winter swimming. I have made demands for warm beverages to be ready to thaw my frozen ass afterwards. Other than that, I have zero things to do, other than squish puppies, and watch copious amounts of OZ because the hubby doesn't like the show (and he's not here this weekend)

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An entire whopping 25 cents an hour more!
That's like $500/year.
Which is virtually nothing when I think about it.

I was told that on average, inflation is 3% per year, seeing as how I am only making 1.5% more than last year… I'm making less money than last year!

*ahem* I GOT A RAISE!!!!!!

/sarcasm

So sadly my better half has to stay in town, and I promised I would co-parents some little monsters. This I think is the first weekend we've been apart since… we started being together. The strangest thing is this weekend we were supposed to be apart, then I was no longer needed, so we would be together, and now… we're going to be apart after all.

Therefore, dates for coffee, lounging around the house, and laundry are all needed. I am already thinking I should contact the provider of discounted sex-toys for an afternoon of caffeine and silicone.

I hope there was a laptop left in the apartment. Knowing my luck… that didn't happen.

I call n nothing. And I call one more time nothing. I just need 2 know if I should try so hard 4 u. I like u but I have 2 run u down I will. But if u dont like me 2 I willnot.Right from the hart.

I don't know where Phil comes up with these things sometimes.