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Unadvisable Grooming Behaviours

Facial Piercings

I have a mathematical scale set up for determining the tipping point where piercings go from cool and trendy, to scary and intimidating. Sadly it applies only to men, but women tend to look better in everything, so I can forgive them this simple transgression. Each type of piercing carries a certain weight: a ring is a 2, a stud with a ball is a 1, a spike is an automatic disqualification and any sort of spacer or plug that you plant in your face carries a minimum weight of 3 points. That number goes up with the size and complexity of whatever unfortunate piece of graphite you have stuck through your anatomy. Piercings hidden by clothing are a zero on the point scale, except for nipple piercings on men, which are just plain silly.

The point system goes from OK to No-K when it hits 7 points or goes over 3 piercings. That is, 1 spacer and a nose ring will bring you to a point value of 5, but adding one more spacer, which will bring you up to 8 points, is totally out. Conversely, if one has a lip ring, a nose stud and an eyebrow stud, barring the use of spikes, it's still totally cool under the point system.

You can argue with me folks, but you can't argue with the figures.

(Posted November 21, 2007)

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Dear Boss,

Thats it, Ive had enough.

This is my resignation!

Please set me free as soon as possible.

Oh yes, and good luck finding another idiot to replace me.

Regards,

Me

SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

This weekend I endured high levels of puppy squishing and apartment cleaning, boyfriend time-spending and DVD watching. Amanda offered me food or sex, while the puppies were relentless in licking every part of the body no tongue should go.

Winter swimming included jumping around like an idiot in swimming trunks barefoot on a very rocky beach, running into the water, swimming into open water before panicking at how far out I was going, having my feet hurt from the rocks, stripping naked, with strategically placed boyfriends and towels to dry off, The Crooked House, bathing my oozing wounds in the kitchen sink, and watching members of the Cordy Clan try on platinum blond wigs.

Pictures!

Friday I received my annual review where my raise was more a slap in the face. And my comments of “We (all 5 CSR’s) feel very understaffed, what happens if someone is on vacation and someone else calls in sick? It would be a nightmare!” As luck would have it, #1 is on vacation, #2 and #3 both called to say they wouldn’t be in. #4 had to leave at 2pm for a dentist appointment. Guess who #5 was who had to basically deal with the work of 4 people all day?