HORRAY I GOT A RAISE AT MY WORK!
An entire whopping 25 cents an hour more!
That's like $500/year.
Which is virtually nothing when I think about it.
I was told that on average, inflation is 3% per year, seeing as how I am only making 1.5% more than last year… I'm making less money than last year!
*ahem* I GOT A RAISE!!!!!!
/sarcasm