spoiled chinese girl

SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

This weekend I endured high levels of puppy squishing and apartment cleaning, boyfriend time-spending and DVD watching. Amanda offered me food or sex, while the puppies were relentless in licking every part of the body no tongue should go.

Winter swimming included jumping around like an idiot in swimming trunks barefoot on a very rocky beach, running into the water, swimming into open water before panicking at how far out I was going, having my feet hurt from the rocks, stripping naked, with strategically placed boyfriends and towels to dry off, The Crooked House, bathing my oozing wounds in the kitchen sink, and watching members of the Cordy Clan try on platinum blond wigs.

Pictures!

Friday I received my annual review where my raise was more a slap in the face. And my comments of “We (all 5 CSR’s) feel very understaffed, what happens if someone is on vacation and someone else calls in sick? It would be a nightmare!” As luck would have it, #1 is on vacation, #2 and #3 both called to say they wouldn’t be in. #4 had to leave at 2pm for a dentist appointment. Guess who #5 was who had to basically deal with the work of 4 people all day?

I highly doubt I will have computer/internet access over the weekend. I've been hired to squish co-parent puppies from Friday night to Sunday night.

Saturday I have an afternoon date to go winter swimming. I have made demands for warm beverages to be ready to thaw my frozen ass afterwards. Other than that, I have zero things to do, other than squish puppies, and watch copious amounts of OZ because the hubby doesn't like the show (and he's not here this weekend)

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An entire whopping 25 cents an hour more!
That's like $500/year.
Which is virtually nothing when I think about it.

I was told that on average, inflation is 3% per year, seeing as how I am only making 1.5% more than last year… I'm making less money than last year!

*ahem* I GOT A RAISE!!!!!!

/sarcasm

So sadly my better half has to stay in town, and I promised I would co-parents some little monsters. This I think is the first weekend we've been apart since… we started being together. The strangest thing is this weekend we were supposed to be apart, then I was no longer needed, so we would be together, and now… we're going to be apart after all.

Therefore, dates for coffee, lounging around the house, and laundry are all needed. I am already thinking I should contact the provider of discounted sex-toys for an afternoon of caffeine and silicone.

I hope there was a laptop left in the apartment. Knowing my luck… that didn't happen.