How does one make themselves sound convincing
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007if they're not convinced? I hate work.
Archive for June, 2007
F***ING STUPID F***ERS!
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007ARRGH!!!
I wanted to take my fixie out for a ride after finishing the manual to celebrate spending what feels like the past 24 hours working on it and of course my front tire is f***ing flat.
And it wasn't flat the last time I rode it. So obviously something happened when my dad's been moving shit around in the garage for no f***ing reason!
That's it. I'm going drinking.
Not less than 48 hours.
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007But less than 24. Man I'm good. Now I just wait to see if a boy wants to hang out at his house and eat burgers and drink beer. Because my eyes are burning and my tongue feels like it's on fire.
This weekend will be dedicated to seeing if my brain can explode.
Friday, June 22nd, 2007After last weekend, this task can't be too difficult. Perhaps I should see if my eyes melt first.
What's the most gentlemanly thing anyone's ever done for me?
Thursday, June 21st, 2007Pay for the morning after pill 
