What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
… or a free bike messenger bag?
I found this yellow/black bike messenger bag on Craigslist’s free section on Saturday, and e-mailed the guy. He said I could come pick up if I did so within the next hour or so, and I really needed a new bag (and one that matched my fixie bike to boot!) and went down for it.
So I get there and there’s a note on the door “This is a clothing optional house, if nudity does not offend you, please come in!” So okay… I knock and a guy dressed in a winter jacket and jammie pants answers. We go into the house.
I ask him if the sign is real, he confirms it, while getting naked. I’m okay with nudity, whatever. It was kind of cool too because he had no problem with it and neither did i. He gets me my bag, and asks if there’s anything else I might need.
We’re downstairs and I’m being nosy about this giant box of foam with circles cut out of it. He puts one of them on his penis. Then a different piece. I mention I would like to take a picture because it’s funny, and we go upstairs.
I take the picture, and then he’s definately and obviously aroused. And he starts masturbating. I’m taking video all of a sudden, he handed me his digital camera to do so. Well the end of masturbation occurs. I leave to go to class.
Definately… and odd way to pick up a free messenger bag. But hey, it was free right?
