Something a little funny, something a little gross
Alright so I live in a residential area. Quite in the thick of it to be honest. It’s a good 5 minute walk to a major street, and it’s the suburb to end most suburbs. My windows for my bedroom face the quaint little quiet street I live on, so that’s perfectly fine. It means it’s generally a quiet street. Except this morning. It wasn’t particularly late, I mean it was something like 10am, but to an unemployed person on Saturday, I was obviously still in bed enjoying the kid-tastic saturday morning cartoons like every person should really do once in a while.
I hear the beeping sounds of a cop car saying “Oi you! Pull your car over!” And immediately get up to go gawk. Some car, some random car, was pulled over, and of course is like blocking half my driveway. They were none too bright with that one, what if I had to get out of my house? I’d have had no way of doing so.
Anyways, I did some bathroom stuff thinking they’d be gone by the time I got back, but they were still sitting there. I saw both cops get out of the car at some point and I’m not sure really WHAT happened. I still thought it was funny because who gets pulled over in my street? They obviously didn’t want to get pulled over on a major street, heaven forbid someone they know sees them. As opposed to someone like me who they don’t know, who blogs about it on their site. haha. It wasn’t exciting, or really funny, but it was odd and I wanted to blog about it!
I promised something a little gross. I went to the gym afterwards which is fine and dandy right? So I didn’t get the crosstrainer I usuallly work on, and the other machine really hurts to use for some reason, I cut my workout by 15 minutes, and hit some weights. I can feel defination in my arms again! Whoo!
But I went to go shower, showered off, and the task of trying to dry my hair & all that jazz. And I hear this weird tapping sound. I’m trying not to look since it’s coming out of the shower section. But I end up looking. The person in the showers decided to grab the shower that’s right infront of the mirror and doesn’t have a giant advertising poster covering half of it like the others. It’s frosted can’t-see-through-glass but you stil get general shapes and colours. The tapping just so happen to be a razorblade. Okay… well this woman shaves under her arms, kind of gross considering these are semi-public showers but okay. But next time I turn around I see her SITTING ON THE SHOWER FLOOR SHAVING HER LEGS.
Can we say eww? Not just for the fact there’s all these underarm and hair leg-shavings all over the shower now. But this woman is SITTING…. like bare-bum, on the shower floor. Lord knows what other people have done in those showers before she sat her bum down. Eww.
So yea, that’s a little gross.
