Archive for June, 2006

"One Ring to Rule Them All"

Friday, June 16th, 2006

Pretty insignificant ring though. Seriously. Anyways, last night instead of going to unicycle club, I ended up getting a free ticket to see the Lord of the Rings play at the Princess of Wales theatre. It was pretty cool. I'd never read the books, nor seen any of the movies so to say “I was lost” was a bit of an understatement. I wished there was large bubbles above every character's head with their name and occupation neatly typed within. It seriously took a few moments for me to realize the cloaked figures with giant sticks were acting as trees.

At least I read The Hobbit I suppose. That took me over 10 years to do though. I was supposed to read it in Grade 9 and only read the first chapter, I bought the book plus my LOTR set (that are still in it's original shrinkwrap) 5 years ago when I worked at a bookstore, and I only read The Hobbit a month ago and realized yea, it was supposed to be a kids book.

The production was fantastic though. I'd never seen the giant moving stage before and they used it really well. And the bouncy pogostick shoes were awesome. The funny part is I wanted to get a set for fun, who knew people were using them for a practical purpose?

Anyways. Today I have a show to go to at the Crowbar (577 King Street West) where my friend's band jemo is playing. $7 cover. jemo hits the stage at 11ish (they're musicians, it's worse than being on island time) Saturday I have a parade to go to, Sunday's BJJ!

Why am I drying my pants in the washroom?

Monday, June 12th, 2006

Dream sequence.

I’m on some kind of bus tour.  We stop off at an unknown mall for… lunch I suppose.  Then I needed to use the facilities and go into what looks kind of like a family washroom where it’s one large room with everything in it.  There I get to changing my pants because of some unknown reason but it made sense at the time.  While changing someone walked in since I forgot to lock the door.  In that time I found the pants I wasn’t wearing had somehow become soaked while sitting in a very dry sink.  So I’m wringing them out in the sink before I go to the hand-dryer to try and dry them that way.  I think there was also a lineup to use the washroom as well so I knew I had to hurry up.

End my dream sequence.

jiu jitsu hurts

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

Yea I missed the self defense class and I skipped out on the muai thai boxing class but I got to meet some cool ppl during the brazillian jiu jitsu class. Anne is super nice and so cute when I said I would see her next week. Yup. My neck hurts though.

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Being so mad I could just spit.

Friday, June 9th, 2006

Pissed off would hardly even describe how I’m feeling right now. Two days ago my best friend Philip Barbosa (www.philipbarbosa.com) was informed that he was not welcome to do the People With Aids Foundation’s Toronto to Montreal ride (www.bikerally.org) on his big-wheel unicycle like he had been planning. This was not in an effort to show off or to show up the bike riders, but because Phil is an odd character at best, and deserves an odd vehicle. He’s a unicyclist. I’m a unicyclist. It’s a fucking wheel, not unlike many wheels found on many bikes.

But the underhanded shit they keep trying to pull is both sad and amusing. Organizers that are going around telling stories should probably get their stories straight. Telling the rider (Phil) one thing, then telling his sponsers another is a horrible idea. Trying to save face by telling outright lies is also a horrible idea. The really sad part is, is that it’s the people the money is supposed to benefit, that will lose out the most. Because I know for a fact I’m pulling all pledges I had submitted, not only for Phil but for bike riders as well, and I know others who are doing the same.

My e-mail to them was very politically correct and calm and collected, when really screaming profanities at the top of my virtual lungs would be more in tune with what I was feeling. I thought it best to not ramble about how there have been unicyclists in the Ride for Heart (a Toronto day-long ride down a major highway) every year, that unicyclists enter various extreme competitions and races and never come in last, the general idea that there are multiple unicycle tours going on all around the world, and that if 11 and 13 year olds can ride over 600km in a very foregin country (Laos) that Phil should have absoloutly no problem completeing the ride that was set forth.

Here’s in part my e-mail to the organizers, and I do hope I end up getting my money back, because seriously, this is just dumb fucking shit.

As a unicyclist, I can not in good faith support an organization that can discriminate against a fellow cyclist simply based on the vehicle they choose. Especally the way this was handled, encouraging the time and personal resources put into fundraising and gaining awareness before suddenly, mere weeks before the event, to be told he can suddenly no longer ride.

I had been training with Phil, on our respective unicycles, since this past March to help prepare him for this journey, and I can assure you he is not a safety concern to himself or others. Not only that I have also spent large amounts of time promoting Phil’s efforts to raise money for your organization that now I feel have gone to waste.

I urge you to check the Unicycle Tours webpage (http://www.unitours.org/) to educate yourselves on the capabilities of unicyclists around the world. There are many charities and local communities that have benefited from unicyclists raising money through long distance riding, and it is a shame that the People with AIDS foundation has chosen to not be one of them.

It was about as respectful as I could get.

And the chick is back!

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

Tonight I spent a good 15 minutes learning how to make hemp bracelets. It’s super easy especally with my friendship bracelet background. I’m liking the fact that it’s faster than the old friendship bracelets I used to make, and might just be a kind of boring yet slightly profitable way to earn a few extra bucks.

Mainly when I make them with letters for bands just to sell at certain events. I wonder if it’s worth the time and effort. Hopefully it is, because that would be at least a little bit interesting.

My first project is probably going to end up being bracelets to sell at the Vans Warped Tour for Strap-On Tools (www.strapontools.org) and see how it’ll all go from there.

With this, and then the eventual investment into a 1″ button maker, merchendising here I come!