spoiled chinese girl

Because you infect my thoughts like a deadly virus with no known cure, I can’t stand, sit, eat or sleep without you on my mind. And the only way to get rid of the virus is by extinguishing the host.

FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. customer service rep
2. body jewelry sales
3. adult toy store cashier
4. flyer-er

FOUR THINGS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP:
1. jockey
2. horse trainer
3. computer programmer
4. lady that pushes the dim sum cart (I was 4 when I wanted to do this!)

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AND OVER
1. clerks
2. finding nemo
3. dogma
4. fight club

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE LIVED
1. Toronto
2. Markham
3. Scarborough
4. Unionville? (Not really, it's still Markham)

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Coronation Street
2. All variations on CSI
3. Simpsons
4. Family Guy

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
1. Hong Kong & China
2. Hawaii (Oahu technically)
3. Europe (England/France/Italy/”Vatakin?”/Monaco…etc)
4. St. Thomas/San Juan (and surrounding islands)

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. iam.bmezine.com
2. myspace.com
3. strapontools.org
4. gmail.com

FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOODS/DRINKS
1. rare steak
2. sushi & sashimi
3. water
4. any of the flavoured smirnoff ice drinks

FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. Scotland
2. BC
3. Japan
4. 5 miles down the road

Phil's been home (as in Toronto) for something like 35 hours as of… NOW. And I've spent what, like at least 10 of those hours hanging out. I think I'm getting sick of him. And… guess what I'm doing tonight. No seriously. Take a wild guess. (Here's a hint. It involves hanging out with the Son of Mexico.)

P.S. Phil, I want my viberator back

My best friend in the whole world, Phil, is home from Mexico. Sure it’s a fly-by visit, but it’s a visit, and he’s home, and there’s nothing funnier than seeing a Canadian standing outside a Toronto International airport terminal dressed in a t-shirt and shorts on the first day of Winter. Phil’s the Son of Mexico!

PHIL'S HOME!