If something’s hard to do, its not worth doing.
My guitar will now join the ranks of my shortwave radio and karate outfit in the back of my closet, and I’m going to go watch TV, because Mr. Simpson is right. If something’s hard to do, its not worth doing! Apperently the original line also mentioned a unicycle in the list of things Bart couldn’t do (*shrug* I never noticed it before) but since I can actually unicycle, it’s staying out. Then again, this “original quote” also said that these items should be put in the garage. When I’m sure they were supposed to go to the back of the closet.
Okay, not really. But I’m all depressed that I can only remember how to play one song, and not even well. Yay open chords! My fingers hurt, and it’s nearly impossible to play with one of those silicone livestrong imitation bracelets on your right wrist. But it feels stupider on my left wrist. Thus, I play like an idoit.
Okay guitar. Back under the bed you go!
Okay not really. But I’m just going to continually become more and more frustrated because whatever strange B chord my sheets are telling me, doesn’t sound like anything musical at all. Who’s bright idea is it to put 7 dots on a tab with an instrument that only has 6 strings, when there’s only 4 available fingers to play them with?!? (Okay it’s not 7 dots, it’s like 5. but still)
This almost makes me want to dust off my piano.
Almost.
(i.e. give me another 2 weeks and I’m sure I will just because!)
