I still want to fall asleep while riding a runaway horse
I thought going for a short unicycle ride would calm me down and make me tired. I figured riding two or three blocks there and back would do it. I ended up on Wooster(sp?) street. And found a vending machine and thought “Sweet! I can get a bottle of water” Only I left all my change in the car, and it wouldn’t take my $5. So I then started riding/pushing towards the Circle K, about 3 blocks away. Got my water, and rode/pushed back. I’m very out of it, can only ride like a block at most at a time.
In this time, I encountered:
1 – “Unicycling is (the) shit!” (I don’t know if I heard the word “the”)
1 – “You suck!”
4 to 5 – “Unicycle! WHOO!”
1 – Police SUV nearly run me over.
It was an interesting ride.
