You're one of the most normal people we've had in here. Not just the freaks, but even the regular people!!
So this morning me and Filipe woke up absurdly early to head to 102.1 The Edge to watch Orbax do sideshow tricks in competition for the Biggest Freak. Now the DJ's think every Orbax fan is a unicyclist because the both of us showed up, and we both rode around the studio on the 26'er with an airseat that has no air in it. Unicycling in a thong really ain't that bad!
The show was cool though. I'd never seen the stomach pump act before. I've seen the fake fork and fake nose though. (Okay it's not fake, but it's fun to yell out that it is!) But I've never seen someone's ass on Orbax's head while his face was burried into a bunch of broken glass. I'm not sure if I missed anything because I had to leave for my 8am class, which was a total bore and I wish I stayed the whole time I was there. And I guess I've been all desensitized because everything was fasinating and cool to me, while it grossed out the DJ who looked like he needed the garbage can more then Orbax.
Yay to phone calls. I'm packing 5 people and probably like 7 unicycles into my car so we can all do maintence and then go riding tomorrow. I havn't been outdoors on my unicycle in so long. And the fact I'll be with a group of people just makes it feel safer. No one wants to mess with a pack of unicyclists.
