For once I wasn't online for new years. And I kept my clothes on.

First. The Party
Dyed hair blue, dyed fingernails blue, clipped fingernails because nothing would get blue out, got self smelling nice, picked up Phil, was back-rub slut, stole french fries, paid $3 for a pop, helped set up the party, helped with dishes, lounged around, did an emergency run for vegan food, back to my apartment for my “job”, found out vegan dips will turn 6 shades of green in a matter of weeks, back to party central, continued to help set up, took notes on how to put on makeup, got naked with Jen, felt uncomfortable in unfamiliar clothing for 8-10 hours, saw lots of friends, was DD until 10pm, got drunk enough to warrent having someone else be DD, sprayed down with champagne, quick kisses with many people, longer kisses with few, good conversation ranging from suspensions to coronation street, almost cried, groped a few boys, scared a few girls, lots of goodbyes, couldn't stand being in fancy clothes, changed, cleaned up, hugged Badur, vowed to never dress up again, drove home.

In some order similar to that, anyways.

Second. The Resolutions
In keeping with tradition, copy everyone else. This is a list of what I accomplished in 2004, rather than what I will or will not accomplish in 2005.

  1. Learn to ride a unicycle.
  2. Assisted in an all female suspension convention.
  3. Get a job. And another. And another. Without sacrificing piercings or hair colour.
  4. Finished 7 days of a 10 day fast.
  5. Explored the great outdoors of bike trails on rollerblades.
  6. Lost about 15lbs in 3 months by going to the gym and eating sensibily.

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