AAA/ABC/DEF, AR, CPR, RICE, RED, SAMPLE, OPQRST, and so on and so forth.
I spent my weekend learning that if I find an unconsious person, I need to immediately call emergency services. After that, I can do whatever I want with them, because being unconsious is automatic consent. Then I figured out that triangular bandages would make excellent bondage devices. I can also wrap two different types of arm-slings, with only my left hand, and right thumb. (We tied up my hand as if I had a palm injury, and never untied it to practice the next few skills.) But here's the certificate that I now have, that's good for the next 3 years.
Saturday night I also bored Phil while he made me dinner, and fell asleep watching TV, and showed Danielle off to Badur. During that time, apparntly I've just bought my first car. Please note the fact that I have not seen this car, nor have I test driven it, and I didn't get to pick any of the features in it. It's supposed to be a 2005 Mazda3 Sport in Indigo Blue Metallic, with a sunroof (I didn't want a sunroof, my mom did.) My mom's told all of her work collegues I bought the car to match my hair colour. My plan was to get my trials unicycle to match my car, but now it won't unless I get an obnoxious coloured car. Which I might later. This is how the car basically will look.
Okay okay, while the car is techncially in my name, but until I find a job, it's still my mom's car. But hey, I'll finally say I have my own wheels! (Instead of “wheel”!!)
P.S. I'm sick. And so are lots of my friends. This sucks.
P.P.S. I hate the fact I swear my bladder has shrunk. Now I have these extreme urges to pee, but it's not like I pee a lot. I only pee a little, but with how I feel beforehand, you'd think it's the second coming of the tsunami into the toilet or something.
