spoiled chinese girl

I spent my weekend learning that if I find an unconsious person, I need to immediately call emergency services. After that, I can do whatever I want with them, because being unconsious is automatic consent. Then I figured out that triangular bandages would make excellent bondage devices. I can also wrap two different types of arm-slings, with only my left hand, and right thumb. (We tied up my hand as if I had a palm injury, and never untied it to practice the next few skills.) But here's the certificate that I now have, that's good for the next 3 years.

Saturday night I also bored Phil while he made me dinner, and fell asleep watching TV, and showed Danielle off to Badur. During that time, apparntly I've just bought my first car. Please note the fact that I have not seen this car, nor have I test driven it, and I didn't get to pick any of the features in it. It's supposed to be a 2005 Mazda3 Sport in Indigo Blue Metallic, with a sunroof (I didn't want a sunroof, my mom did.) My mom's told all of her work collegues I bought the car to match my hair colour. My plan was to get my trials unicycle to match my car, but now it won't unless I get an obnoxious coloured car. Which I might later. This is how the car basically will look.

Okay okay, while the car is techncially in my name, but until I find a job, it's still my mom's car. But hey, I'll finally say I have my own wheels! (Instead of “wheel”!!)

P.S. I'm sick. And so are lots of my friends. This sucks.
P.P.S. I hate the fact I swear my bladder has shrunk. Now I have these extreme urges to pee, but it's not like I pee a lot. I only pee a little, but with how I feel beforehand, you'd think it's the second coming of the tsunami into the toilet or something.

I don't really know how I bruised my first knuckle on my left hand. It's just a bloody good excuse for it though!

In unicycle news, I took Danielle out for lunch, I tried to ride on the street, I can get a few feet at a time but I give up due to the slushyness, the slight uphill slope, and the people who freak out. If I was more confident on a uni, I wouldn't care about their fear, but as of right now, it's not unwarranted.

In “mod” news, my piercings are doing fine. I should probably take pictures and submit them. I should probably write an experience about them. This is the epitome of lazyness when I won't do either. Although I fear I've lost my experience-writing skillz. What am I going to say that will fill 800 words? “I got pierced. I went home. I do nothing for aftercare.” That's about it!

Danielle is my new unicycle. Ain't she somethin'?

So after Saturday hearing how Phil dropped loads of weight by drinking tons of water, I decided to try it out. My 2 hour class I nearly polished off my 1L bottle of water. Then it was a mad dash back to my apartment because I really REALLY needed to pee. Brings me back memories to my suspension in 2003. About 3 days beforehand I was drinking water constantly, and peeing constantly, to the point where I didn't bother flushing the toilet anymore because I knew I would be back in again in about half an hour, and I couldn't tell the difference between the before and after toilet water since my pee was so clear. I don't want to die from over-watering myself (some sort of osmosis dealie, where you have so much water in your system, your blood cells can't handle it and start to explode due to the extra water) so I'll take it easy. I don't have any classes until 4pm. I should be going to the gym, but I think I have a group meeting at 2, and I just don't want to change.

I do enjoy the fact my old roommate is such a dunce he forgets everything. I just wish he stayed in forgetting his bike. But I had lunch for the past two weeks, and will do so again for the next two probably! MMMMmmmm…… canned food stuffs.

Spent the majority of today freezing my toes off in an extremely cold unicycle workshop/warehouse. Admidst watching tires get changed, a weird and problematic problem get fixed, and discussion about a variety of companies, and being something of a photographer's assistant in holding a flash here, or there or the other place, I was able to pick out the exact parts for most perfect first new unicycle purchase. This purchase was made thanks to the support of myself, my parents, my other strange relatives who give me cash instead of presents, and my friends who have never celebrated my birthday in the 4 years I've known them (although they have yet to actually give me the money so until/if I receive it, it will be returned from the “fund” I am currently borrowing against). It's going to be my Chinese New Year unicycle. I'm just getting it early to break it in. And it's gonna be almost a muni!

Too much fun and excitement. I'm such a girl when it comes to buying things though, I'll have to admit. While I do care about the quality of parts I get, and what exactly is going into it, especally since I want to tool around town on it, go through slush and snow fairly easily, take it off-roading, and maybe even take it to Mexico, the main concern for me is the COLOUR! I wanted to be overly obnoxious since this is my first real unicycle. But no, I didn't want to be TOO obnoxious and get banana yellow. Someone else already did that! And although I'm not a huge fan of bright neon flourscent pink, if I were to get a souped up mountain unicycle, I think I might just do that. It's overly obnoxious. It's utterly stupid. IT RULES! I was also thinking that if I get trials unicycle, I should try and get it in something like sea-foam green. Hehehehehe. This rules.

Oh, this morning I had a dream about Matt, Dustin, unicycles, and a skateboard convention. I'll post what I wrote up in a notebook about it later.