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Wednesday, November 24th, 2004

Your IAM account's expirey ('due-date') has been reset to December 5th, 2004. No payment or other authorization is required up until then to keep your account fully active. If you have any questions about this, please contact customer support.

Thank you mystery IAM support staff member that most likely wasn't CT!!!

And this is why we go to professionals. Because they're f***ing cooler than everyone else.

Thursday, November 18th, 2004

I haven't been pierced in forever and a day. After owing badur dinner, I made my appointment with Tom to check out what we wanna do with my ears. Rather, what I Want to do and what he's willing to put up with. We've decided and I'm all bouncy with excitement. Even better, is that I'm not in the “young dumb kid” category even though I'm a young dumb kid :) But I did whine about either getting pierced or buying a pimping unicycle. Alas… in tom's words “But you already have one… how many more do you need??” :)

Thus, I should be getting a funny looking piercing soon with some pretty funky looking custom jewelry. Go go custom jewelry! Then there's plans for a few other funny looking pieces. And tom wants to cut a star into my wrist because I keep drawing it. GAH!

Oh, and my birthday is in 2 weeks. Anyone want to buy me shit? Currently taking donations of the following:

  • 20″ Bedford Trials Unicycle with KH seat & hub/cranks (in blue)
  • 24″ Bedford Freestyle/Off-road Unicycle (in red)
  • Bedford BC Wheel
  • Flybar Pogostick
  • Greg the Bunny Season DVD
  • Futurarama Season DVD Boxsets
  • Family Guy Season DVD Boxsets
  • The Simpsons Season DVD Boxsets
  • “Betty” T-shirt from Bedford Unciycles
  • Flamed T-shirt from Bedford Unicycles
  • Downhill/Freeride Mountain Biking Shorts/Pants (XL/38″, black/gray)

Or if you're an IAM staff member, I'd love you forever if you could reset my expirey date to December 5, 2004 instead of it's current date of January 5, 2005!!!

F*** the TOS. I don't live by your rules.

Wednesday, November 17th, 2004

I love that line. It's too funny!! The amount of people that (either are laughing right along with me, or are serious) drop their jaws when I say it? priceliess! Anyways. Onto my life since I don't update anymore because I'm just too cool to update on a blog when I have a life to live. I can do a rolling hop on a unicycle. Did I say that yet? It's more of a hopping roll because I do more hops than rolls. I can standstill pretty good for someone who can't ride. Jill got her birthday present last week with a big goofy grin on her face. Pics are somewhere.

I wrote a test, skipped a few classes, and am procrastinating like there's no tomorrow (thus, no need to do any work!) So I've got plenty of spare time to do absoloutly nothing. Apparntly a group of students posted anonymously and have pissed the hell out of one of our teachers. Funny stuff, I wish I was quick enough to read it.

I spent about an hour yesterday grunting and cursing and pushing furnature all over to make my room look bigger. Now my desk is up against my bed facing the window. And I have more room on the computer because I can push the montitor further back. And if I want, I can make my webcam point at my bed. Scary shit. Fun what I can do with it though :) Then I hauled ass and unicycle to Phil's work to take Badur out for dinner. Phil & Tom tagged along even though they wern't invited. It was funny watching them argue over which restaurant to go to… when it wasn't even their dinner. I argued the violence in using forks. They argued my hopping yet not riding ability on the one wheeled monster. I have a pseudo appointment to see Tom about piercing my ears. I also need to go to work to give them my work schedule for December (because of exams) I might even want to go to class.

Oh, I also have an obsessive martha stewart-like roommate who's hellbent on making everything in the common spaces of the apartment look JUST LIKE HIS HOUSE AT HOME. How rude would it be, to say “Just move back home!”??

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The Great IAM Blackout of 2004

Saturday, November 13th, 2004

No my IAM page was not hacked. No it wasn't a glitch in the system that for some reason attacked only my page and not anyone elses. No I didn't need to sign into regular IAM for my page to go back to normal. I'm an IAM g33k. With the understanding and knowledge and power of custom layout. That is all. It was funny to see everyone freak out though :)


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The internet has finally broken. Time to turn off the computer & Go outside.

(November 12, 2004) I told everyone that I liked mini IAM and I wanted to keep it. I'm not sure exactly why so many people freaked out. I'm visiting my parents so I can't get my regular IAM page back until Sunday, so revel in all that was IAM mini! Anyways, yesterday got to have “Operation Poorboy Can't Afford a Real Bike”, and actually surprise Jill. Got hang out with Jeff who's visiting from BC, and show off my hopping skillz while Phil made fun of me. Went out for pizza, and picked up all the spare pepperoni. Tonight might be Buddahs before the show.

(November 9, 2004) School-friends wanted to go out for lunch. And I agreed to go. IAM friends needed to celebrate a short-legged unicycle boy's birthday. Of course I went. I didn't bother walking home (even though I really could have, it wasn't that cold out) and impromptu purchasing of birthday presents. I really need to work more than 4 hours a week! ARRG! I finally ended up going to Queen of Sheba, I totally forgot how filling Ethopian food can be and made a mess. I didn't think I'd enjoy eating a veg platter as much as I did. Then coffee, and having a certain birthday boy ordering me to “put it in my mouth”. Then the random idle chatter. I like idle chatter with these g33ks. Uber-fun.

(November 9, 2004) Holy crap my knee is swollen. My right knee isn't happy at the fact I can't unicycle yet, and that when I crash, I crash hard. It hasn't started to bruise yet, but it seems that the swelling is sucking the blood out of the other two bruises because they're disapeaering FAST. Oh, I'm not sure why I was wanting to rag so badly. This shit HURTS.

(November 8, 2004) Tried to go riding after school with Phil. Didn't do so hot. I want to start a hopping race, just because it'd be an event I could enter. I fell hard once too. Wrist guards = yes. (Thanks for making me put them on phil!) Just my left knee other left knee (right knee) still hurts. Same knee I've fallen on twice before, in as many weeks. Hopefully my new bruise will arrive before the other two leave, and I'll have a super-bruise.

(November 8, 2004) I rolled into bed at 3am. I'm no longer xedgex (not that I ever was) since I got drunk off like 3 beers, but drank in under 20 minutes. Disgusting. Chinglish is funny. Lost my voice singing 5ive, Backstreet boys, *N Sync, Christina Aguleria and Spice girls. I have class. Go wish PhilipBarbosa & feisty happy birthday tomorrow!

(November 7, 2004) I went to work today. 4 glorious hours. Yippie! I pushed product I know nothing about. I convinced customers to use loyalty cards. I buggered up parking vouchers. Now it's time for me to rest my weary feet, eat a late lunch of icecream and grapes while doing a marketing/HR case while I wait to go sing in Chinglish at a hip-hop-anonyomous type of bar!

(November 6, 2004) I can entertain the drunken masses outside of the club district by hopping on a unicycle. And it only takes 90 minutes to walk home, even with the record number of distractions.

(November 6, 2004) I went outside. I hopped all the way down to visit PhilipBarbosa, now I smell butter.

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Note to self: Shut up Ange!

Monday, November 1st, 2004

Instructions: Open mouth. Insert foot.

Anyways, It was a glorious 1 hour trek to toronto because the DVP was shut down going south. Meaning my dad as the former-taxi-driver drove me back to my apartment. I nearly got sick in the car, and I felt like getting sick for a good hour after I'd arrived.

I went to work, to find out that I've been scratched from the races. I mean, Me and someone else both arrived to be trained, and we did nothing while the manager was called. I received a call yesterday about my schedule (Hey, you work tomorrow, and friday…. yea THANKS buddy!) Anyways, My name was scratched from the schedule and the other guy's name replaced mine. What the f***? Did I get fired before my first day?? Anyways, it was a “mishap” so I ended up in a different department. What did I do? I folded towels. For four hours. Not really, I had a 15 minute break that took me 23 minutes to complete. And I wandered aimlessly when people asked me questions, pretending like I knew what was going on. But for probably ninety percent of my shift, I folded towels. If I never see another towel again, it will be too soon. (Although, I really like the Ralph Lauren towels in BLACK. So… My birthday is in December!! If you want to give me the money I can go get 'em myself since I have a discount!)

Then i hiked home with the ponderings of doing homework. I watched simpsons. I watched bob & margret. Not in that order. I printed out an essay, and get a phone call from filipe wanting to bum the Church St. Halloween thingie. We wade through the crowd, and end up at a restaurant. I ate. Again. Did I mention I already had a burger at McD's, then later an eggo? I digress. I tried to unicycle uphill and my knee was re-introduced to the sidewalk, as was my wrist. And I squeek when I'm about to fall.

I met Carnival Diablo, most of it anyways. And a PT Cruiser! Only to come home and realize I had more homework than previously thought. I finished that just now though. I should e-mail it and print it. Leave the other shit for tomorrow night. And I don't answer when you call me by my real name, as I demonstrated tonight. Especally if it's being yelled out by a drag-queen. Even if he is my former classmate. Thank heavens it wasn't one of my professors.

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