I CAN RIDE MY UNICYCLE!

*nods* yup yup. you heard right.

chick-who-could-do-everything-but-ride-the-d***-unicycle has now offically learned to ride the d*** unicycle! don't ask me how i did it, all of a sudden my balance was right and i was moving. of course, i figured this out AFTER i said to someone “i can freemount sure. i can hop too! but i can't ride yet!” then in demonstrating how i CAN'T ride… i rode across the gym. Then i rode the length of the gym. then i was trying to do the swimming-type of turn. THEN I RODE LAPS. okay. lap. but STILL! I went an entire circle around this double gym! avoiding people & things & WALLS!

I CAN F***ING RIDE MY UNICYCLE!

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