-I need to write the Human Resources & Manufacturing portions of a Business plan.
-I need to program a data asset management database, complete with a variety of assets.
-I need to write a paper (about 2000 words) on my personal-personal growth.
-I need to create a presentation on a niche market using emerging technology.

Then I need to study for my exams. Blah I tells you. BLAH!

-I need to save money to get some nutty insane piercings and other various procedures.
-I need to save money to get some kickass unicycle gear.
-I need to save money to get into the funtastic New Years party at Phil & Badur's.
-I need to save money to get a bunch of DVD boxsets I don't have for TV shows I never watched.

It's not about wants. It's about needs. And I hate people who confuse the two.

*nods* yup yup. you heard right.

chick-who-could-do-everything-but-ride-the-d***-unicycle has now offically learned to ride the d*** unicycle! don't ask me how i did it, all of a sudden my balance was right and i was moving. of course, i figured this out AFTER i said to someone “i can freemount sure. i can hop too! but i can't ride yet!” then in demonstrating how i CAN'T ride… i rode across the gym. Then i rode the length of the gym. then i was trying to do the swimming-type of turn. THEN I RODE LAPS. okay. lap. but STILL! I went an entire circle around this double gym! avoiding people & things & WALLS!

I CAN F***ING RIDE MY UNICYCLE!

Your IAM account's expirey ('due-date') has been reset to December 5th, 2004. No payment or other authorization is required up until then to keep your account fully active. If you have any questions about this, please contact customer support.

Thank you mystery IAM support staff member that most likely wasn't CT!!!

I haven't been pierced in forever and a day. After owing badur dinner, I made my appointment with Tom to check out what we wanna do with my ears. Rather, what I Want to do and what he's willing to put up with. We've decided and I'm all bouncy with excitement. Even better, is that I'm not in the “young dumb kid” category even though I'm a young dumb kid But I did whine about either getting pierced or buying a pimping unicycle. Alas… in tom's words “But you already have one… how many more do you need??”

Thus, I should be getting a funny looking piercing soon with some pretty funky looking custom jewelry. Go go custom jewelry! Then there's plans for a few other funny looking pieces. And tom wants to cut a star into my wrist because I keep drawing it. GAH!

Oh, and my birthday is in 2 weeks. Anyone want to buy me shit? Currently taking donations of the following:

• 20″ Bedford Trials Unicycle with KH seat & hub/cranks (in blue)
• 24″ Bedford Freestyle/Off-road Unicycle (in red)
• Bedford BC Wheel
• Flybar Pogostick
• Greg the Bunny Season DVD
• Futurarama Season DVD Boxsets
• Family Guy Season DVD Boxsets
• The Simpsons Season DVD Boxsets
• “Betty” T-shirt from Bedford Unciycles
• Flamed T-shirt from Bedford Unicycles
• Downhill/Freeride Mountain Biking Shorts/Pants (XL/38″, black/gray)

Or if you're an IAM staff member, I'd love you forever if you could reset my expirey date to December 5, 2004 instead of it's current date of January 5, 2005!!!

I love that line. It's too funny!! The amount of people that (either are laughing right along with me, or are serious) drop their jaws when I say it? priceliess! Anyways. Onto my life since I don't update anymore because I'm just too cool to update on a blog when I have a life to live. I can do a rolling hop on a unicycle. Did I say that yet? It's more of a hopping roll because I do more hops than rolls. I can standstill pretty good for someone who can't ride. Jill got her birthday present last week with a big goofy grin on her face. Pics are somewhere.

I wrote a test, skipped a few classes, and am procrastinating like there's no tomorrow (thus, no need to do any work!) So I've got plenty of spare time to do absoloutly nothing. Apparntly a group of students posted anonymously and have pissed the hell out of one of our teachers. Funny stuff, I wish I was quick enough to read it.

I spent about an hour yesterday grunting and cursing and pushing furnature all over to make my room look bigger. Now my desk is up against my bed facing the window. And I have more room on the computer because I can push the montitor further back. And if I want, I can make my webcam point at my bed. Scary shit. Fun what I can do with it though Then I hauled ass and unicycle to Phil's work to take Badur out for dinner. Phil & Tom tagged along even though they wern't invited. It was funny watching them argue over which restaurant to go to… when it wasn't even their dinner. I argued the violence in using forks. They argued my hopping yet not riding ability on the one wheeled monster. I have a pseudo appointment to see Tom about piercing my ears. I also need to go to work to give them my work schedule for December (because of exams) I might even want to go to class.

Oh, I also have an obsessive martha stewart-like roommate who's hellbent on making everything in the common spaces of the apartment look JUST LIKE HIS HOUSE AT HOME. How rude would it be, to say “Just move back home!”??