spoiled chinese girl

Milhouse is jumping off a bridge? I'm there!

A Report made by a Consumer for: Badur

• It works fine. It's very viberator-ey, as you already found out.
• It does the job. So it's definately capable of doing what its supposed to.
• It rattles extremely loudly like no other against my 8g curved barbell.
• It f***ing HURTS LIKE A MUTHAFUKKA though.

Reccomendation: Use half-dead battaries. Or use through clothing.

I got a viberator for boxing day. I can't afford anything else. It's f***ing powerful for the fact that it's dinky looking and cost less than $15 CND. Other than that I just played chauffer to a handful of boys who all have way more fashion sense than me. It was fun to go out with them. It was not fun to be feeling all claustrophobic in the Eaton Centre. I think I was nuts to even want to show up and go for it.

I'm gonna get pierced this week hopefully. The only problem is it severly hits my unicycle budget. Meh. I'll be the one with the kickass custom jewelry. Sometimes I wish I only get regular piercings like everyone else so I can avoid paying so much for jewelry. Then I realize I want to be different, just like everybody else.

P.S. I'm debating whether or not I should ever try wearing a Medium. Maybe I really would fit better than I think.

yea. what the title said.

I don't know why I don't update anymore. I probably should. I've probably got a lot to say. Just nothing that anyone would want to listen to. I still don't have my chinese new year unicycle yet. Although I'm getting closer to know how to inscribe it. I don't have my marks out yet but there's only a few classes where my marks would actually be published. I don't have any x-mas presents except for two people but it's only one thing really, and it's not exactly going to be a surprise. I missed out on another christmas party that was to go on tonight, but I couldn't afford to enter the secret santa with a min/max of a $50 gift. I missed out on two work christmas parties, one for the company that is terminating my contract the day before the holiday i.e. tomorrow and that I would have had to pay for anyways, and the other for my residence for a unicyclist party. I'm guessing no one showed up to unicycle around Toronto tonight considering the weather, and I wouldn't have made it down anyways. I do have a fast computer now. But it will be ripped apart once again and be put back together with some older junk so I have more of a super computer than I do already. I'm slowly learning to not be overcome with jealousy but it's still difficult considering the amount of time invested into pseudo-relationships and how not everything results as expected. I still have high hopes for my future and that I may begin to share it with a certain someone. I just havn't figured out who that someone is yet

Finally, I can't wait to finish off the school year. Although I only slightly look forward to dressing up for new years. I do look forward to dressing down for christmas.

P.S. The weather needs to make up its mind. Either mind-numbingly cold, or slightly above freezing. No more being wishy-washy.